Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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