Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
