Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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