The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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