Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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