yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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