Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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