dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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