I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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