called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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