You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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