the condom got lost in my hair
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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