we have officially lost it.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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