he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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