i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wanna passion pit in your ass
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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