ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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