Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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