I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My life is pants optional.
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