That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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