i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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