the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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