I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i think my cat just said my name.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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