go do what you do best...puke behind churches
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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