I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
