You can't special order awesome
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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