You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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