So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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