she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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