it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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