sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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