White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Text me some of your sweat
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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