Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
