Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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