My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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