Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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