ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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