You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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