I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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