Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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