the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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