good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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