i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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