I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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