walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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