just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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