I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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