kristin has been a bad kristin
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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