Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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