Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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