Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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