he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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