I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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