reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Randomize
