i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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