I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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