Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
