Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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